Guest Poster-Shubbadubba

I pinched a nerve in my neck this week. Monday I could not move. Tuesday I could move, but could not type. Today I can type, but still have tight upper torso.

So in lieu of a real post, I give you plea from my partner Shubbadubba : that our acquaintance "Kevin" get his own blog.

Rather than becoming the statistical butt of someone's collegiate thesis, I felt it necessary that I post a brief letter of begging to a fellow "content gratifier", Kevin...

I think it's about well and high time that you go forth amongst the froth of the large Blog-i-verse and create one of your own. I seriously feel the need to read your musings on Kool Moe Dee expressions and the latest news from the movie and Steven Seagal front. Won't you grace us with such a modest, yet daily splash of funniness that we all so richly deserve?

I beg of you.

Neh, I request of you.

Neh. I make HORSE sounds in your direction in hopes that this request may be seen, heard, understood and followed.

Danke.

I told Jeremy about this plea on Monday when I couldn't post and he laughed.

The next day, he called me and said, "I'll do Shubbadubba one better. Kevin and Jeff need to become a comedy duo."

My response, "Jeff doesn't write comedy. He should, but he doesn't."

"No, Jeff's the straight man."

Gauntlet thrown.

(Jeremy is correct though. The last few days in his blog, the two of them have really had at it. Now, if you have been reading this blog from the beginning, you'll see that I had wanted to start it with Jeff.  Heck with that though, since I made the Defamer without him which means I am eligible to retire from blogging tomorrow and still consider it a success.)

Notice how a few days of back pain have made me what I hate? Why, I feel the tension creeping back as this entry continues...

Comments

[Shubbadubba]

I don't know if I'm crossing some bizarre, virtual line of demarkation here, where I'm not supposed to comment on my own Guest Blog entry on someone's blog, but what the hell? Rules are made to be virtually broken, aren't they?

Can I reiterate my intense and passionate desire to have the so-called individual, "Kevin" create a blog with which to entertain us at any given day?

And enough with that.

P.S. Jeff is straight?

P.P.S. I recommend a quick and non-professional neck adjustment in similar fashion to the one that Kramer delivered to Elaine to get the girl's bicycle on "Seinfeld". -B.

[jeff]

yes. i'm straight. hard to believe, i know.

and me writing comedy would be a terrible, terrible idea. f'd up drama for me.